Burning Bush

Im barely out of my bedroom neighborhood on the old BMW motorcycle and WHAM! Lightning strikes the InfoWars billboard - a sign - adjacent to my position on the highway.

Was that a burning bush? You tell me.

Moments later I cheat death in the form of traffic cones tumbling from  the roof of a TXDOT truck. A handful of brakes and an emergency swerve saves the day. Later during the contract pedicab ride, my bottom bracket axle snaps in half. WTF?